G-Lit Jabronie
A total loser who used to be kind of cool. Now he’s just a sad sack who thinks he’s still cool. He’s like the human version of a broken vending machine, you never know what you’re gonna get.
He came up to me and said, 'Hey, I used to be somebody!' I said, 'Yeah, you used to be somebody I didn’t know.'
He tried to hit on my sister, and it was like watching a dog try to play chess.
He walked into a store, and the clerk ran out like he was being robbed.