G-jacked
Jack George, or fat Mike, is a weird kid who makes stupid faces and does dumb hand stuff to complain about COB. He goes crazy with noises like 'errd' and 'ooah,' and if you're a jerk, he yells, 'Where's your dad?' like it's the end of the world.
Jack George just made a face so weird I think he was trying to scare a ghost.
Mike did the hand thing again, and I swear he was trying to communicate with aliens.
He went 'errd' so loud I thought the teacher was going to give him a time-out.