G Harmony

Yo, I swiped right on that chick. She got a tattoo of a crown and a gun. I'm in.

My cousin matched with a dude who said he killed someone last week. I'm not even mad he's lying.

I asked my DM, 'You got a record?' He said, 'I got two records and a damn PhD.'

I matched with a dude who said he had 3 girlfriends and 14 enemies. I'm not even sure which one he's more loyal to.

She asked me if I had a gun. I said no. She said, 'Good, I like my men disarmed.'

He sent me a DM: 'We can be the next big thing or we can be dead. Your choice.'

I matched with a guy who said he was in jail for 10 years. I asked him, 'Why are you here?' He said, 'I needed a break from the noise.'

She said she only dates people with tattoos. I showed her my bicep. She said, 'That's cute. But I need a dragon.'

He asked me if I had a hood. I said no. He said, 'Then you're not a real g.'