G-greesy
The kind of person you’d call a god if you weren’t already high on skittles and cough syrup.
You’re a legend, G-greesy. I’d follow you into a burning building if it had free snacks.
That guy is a god. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza in one bite and still be cool about it.
He’s the only person who could make a DM about pizza and turn it into a life-changing moment.