g-g-gougar
an older man who thinks he’s still a heartthrob. he goes to bars to flirt with young women, even though his hair is thinning and his moves are shaky.
"I may be old, but I still know how to dance and charm a girl."
"I’m not here to drink, I’m here to flirt and maybe get lucky."
"I’ve got a shirt, a belt, and a plan to make a girl smile."