g-g-gougar
an old man who thinks he’s still sexy. he goes to bars and clubs, wears tight clothes, and tries to flirt with young women even though he’s got a bald spot.
"I may be old, but I still know how to dance and charm a girl."
"I’m not here to drink, I’m here to flirt and maybe get lucky."
"I’ve got a shirt, a belt, and a plan to make a girl smile."