g-g-gougar
a man who looks like he just stepped out of a 70s music video, but his hair is falling out. he hits up nightclubs to impress girls who are barely old enough to drink.
"I still got it, baby. I just don’t got all my hair."
"I’m here to dance, flirt, and maybe get a little lucky."
"I may be old, but I still know how to make a woman smile."