g-g-gougar
a guy who thinks he’s still in his prime. he goes to nightclubs, wears tight clothes, and tries to impress young girls even though his hair is barely holding on.
"I may be old, but I still know how to dance and flirt."
"I’m not here to drink, I’m here to charm and maybe get lucky."
"I’ve got a shirt, a belt, and a plan to make a girl happy."