G fever
You have G fever when you're obsessed with a G named person who's not your girlfriend. You wear their name on your clothes and talk about them nonstop like they're your new boyfriend.
Text: 'I wore my George shirt to school. He said I look cool.'
DM: 'Grace just texted me. I'm gonna die of happiness.'
Caption: 'Gregg is the best. I would marry him if he wasn't my cousin.'