G fever
You get G fever when you're madly in love with a G named person who isn't your girlfriend. You wear their name on your shirt and talk about them like they're your ex.
Text: 'I wore my Gregg shirt today. He said I look like his mom.'
DM: 'Grace just texted me. I'm so excited I peed my pants.'
Tweet: 'George is my spirit animal. I swear I'll die if I don't see him soon.'