G fever
G fever hits when you're crazy about a G named person who's not dating you. You take tons of pics, post them with hearts, and tell everyone about them like they're your new best friend.
Caption: 'Gregg just smiled at me. I'm gonna cry.'
Text: 'I took 20 pics of Grace. I'm gonna start a Instagram account just for her.'
Tweet: 'George is my favorite person. I would kiss him if he wasn't my brother.'