G-dust
The stuff that comes out when you rip a grandma’s sock off. It’s like the dust of a thousand old feet. You can feel it in your lungs, and it’s never coming out.
My grandpa’s sock came off and it made G-dust. I now have old feet dust in my lungs. It’s never going away.
My grandma’s sock came off and it looked like a cloud. I inhaled it and now I’m coughing up old people.
My brother pulled off his grandma’s sock and it made a G-dust storm. I now have a sock cloud in my lungs. I’m never going to be normal again.