g-die
Someone who’s too obsessed with Star Wars to notice they’re being roasted for trying too hard. They think Yoda’s just a backup plan.
I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi who takes 10 minutes to put on a shirt.
I duel with a lightsaber and still take 2 hours to do my hair.
Yoda’s just my sidekick. I’m the main event.