G-Devs
A G-Dev is a test boss who walks like they own the floor, has hair like it's been through a war, and can tan so fast you think the sun is on vacation. They run around in a purple shell suit like it’s a superhero costume and never wears shoes.
He walks into the room like he just won the lottery. That’s not a walk, that’s a flex.
He tanned in 5 seconds. I’ve been in the sun for an hour and I’m still pale.
He ran through the hall like he was on fire. No shoes. No shirt. Just purple and madness.