G Coat - A heavy coat that looks like it was made in the 80s, worn by

A heavy coat that looks like it was made in the 80s, worn by Gs who think they're the toughest in the neighborhood.

My G Coat is so old, it smells like my grandpa's socks.

I wear it so much, it's got more buttons than my mom has problems.

That plaid is so loud, it could wake up the dead.