G-Cheat
Someone who texts you on Google Chat and also texts another person at the same time, like they're trying to trick you into thinking they're only talking to you.
I was telling you about my dog and you said 'Hey' to your mom. What even is happening?
I said 'Hey, how are you?' and you said 'Hey, how are you?' to your best friend. What's wrong with you?
I was saying my life story and you said 'Hey' to your crush. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.