G Burger
A G-Burger is a guy who’s like a weirdo in a suit. He hits on girls who are still in middle school. He’s always high, has no money, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He asked my friend to be his girlfriend and said, 'You’re my new love, even though I’m ugly and broke.'
He showed up at my school and said, 'I’m the king of the world, and I want you to be my queen.'
He sent me a message that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and weird.'