G Burger
A G-Burger is a guy who smells like a gym sock and thinks he’s a rock star. He hits on girls who are still in school. He’s got no money, no brain, and is always high.
He asked my friend out and said, 'You’re my new queen, even though I’m broke and weird.'
He showed up at my school wearing a shirt that said, 'I’m the best guy ever.'
He sent me a text that said, 'I love you, my baby, even though I’m high and weird.'