G-Bodit
A fake girlfriend who’s only in it for the money, the cars, or the shiny stuff; she’s all about the perks and the payout.
She texted me, ‘I’ll be your girlfriend if you give me your credit card.’ I said yes. Now I’m paying her rent.
He gave her a fancy phone. She left him for a guy with a better phone plan.
She dated my cousin for six months. He paid for everything. Now he’s broke and she’s got a new phone.