G Blunter
The king of blunt smoking. If you can't smoke a blunt in 30 seconds, you're not cool.
G Blunter smoked a blunt in 10 seconds. I took 2 minutes just to light mine.
He smoked a blunt so fast, the blunt said 'please stop.'
He smoked a blunt while doing push-ups. I tried it. I failed.