G-biscuit
A dumb name for your friends that sounds like it was made by someone who doesn’t know what a biscuit is.
My teacher said I was a G-biscuit because I talked too much.
He’s a G-biscuit, and he still can’t spell his own name.
I told my friend he’s a G-biscuit because he tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming.