G Bastard - A G Bastard is like being the last person to leave a party a

A G Bastard is like being the last person to leave a party and everyone else already went home.

I stayed in bed all day and called it a G Bastard. My mom said I was worse than a cat.

I had the whole day to get stuff done, but I just watched cat videos. G Bastard, baby.

I went to work and my boss said I was a G Bastard. I said I was just taking a break.