f.y.p.a.
F. Y. P. A. is when you're so dumb that even your pet thinks you're a lost cause
My teacher wrote 'F. Y. P. A.' on my paper because I drew a mustache on the moon.
My dog barked 'F. Y. P. A.' because I tried to dress him like a chicken.
My friend texted me 'F. Y. P. A.' because I tried to explain why the sky is blue and I used too many words.