F.Y.F.I.B
I’m telling you this so you don’t embarrass me in front of my friends
F. Y. F. I. B. I ate six tacos for breakfast. And I’m not sorry.
F. Y. F. I. B. I told your brother your secret. He’s laughing at you right now.
F. Y. F. I. B. I passed your test for you. You owe me.