F.V.D.
The worst love holiday ever. Everyone who hates love and candy should know it stands for Fuck Valentine's Day.
My mom sent me a card. I threw it in the trash. I yelled, 'F. V. D.!' at my cat.
My crush asked me to be his valentine. I said, 'No. F. V. D. is my religion.'
I got a heart-shaped pizza. I ate it. Then I cursed F. V. D. in front of my whole class.