F.U.P.A. Fuck
F. U. P. A. Fuck is when you take your cock and stab it into the squishy meat of a woman's lower belly like she's a meat pie and you're the hungry kid who just saw the last slice.
My aunt tried to do F. U. P. A. fuck and her stomach made a squeaky noise like a sad trombone.
He said he was gonna do F. U. P. A. fuck and then ran out of the room screaming.
She texted me, 'I did F. U. P. A. fuck and now I feel like a sausage link.'