F.T.I. - A government check that only comes once a year and is just a

A government check that only comes once a year and is just a fancy way to say 'we're checking your crotch for hidden talent.'

I got my Federal Tit Inspection and it said I’m too loud for mainstream music.

My mom got a Federal Tit Inspection and now she’s famous.

They did a Federal Tit Inspection on my dog and now he’s in a rap group.