F'side - the real side, the Italian west coast, the Florence side of

the real side, the Italian west coast, the Florence side of Italy, where the wine is cheap and the people are even cheaper

F'side is the only place where my wine budget is lower than my self-esteem.

My uncle went to F'side and came back with a cheap wine and a broken heart.

I tried to seduce a guy from F'side, and he just said, 'You're not worth the wine.'