F'real Run
When you pretend you're working out, but you're just trying to get a F'real shake without paying full price. Running is only for people who can't afford a car.
I told my boss I was on a F'real Run, but I was just trying to get a free shake. I failed.
He said he ran to get a milkshake, but he walked past three gas stations. Liar.
She said she ran to F'real, but she took a Uber. Total fraud.