F'real Run
A sneaky way to get F'real drinks without actually doing anything. Running only happens if you're too broke to buy gas or too fat to sit.
I did a F'real Run, but I just drove there and cried in the parking lot. Not a real run.
He said he ran to get a smoothie, but he took a nap on the way. Weak.
She did a F'real Run, but she got lost and ended up at a taco place. Total failure.