F'real Run
A fake excuse to get smoothies from F'real, even if you're just sitting in your car like a lazy ass. Running only happens if you're too broke to buy gas.
My buddy said he was doing a F'real Run, but he just sat in his car eating a taco. Classic.
I tried to run to get a milkshake, but my pants fell down. Real running, real problems.
She said she was doing a F'real Run, but she just walked to the gas station. Not even close to running.