F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) - F. O. L. O. is when you’re so obsessed with your package tha

F. O. L. O. is when you’re so obsessed with your package that you start talking to it. You’re like, 'I know you’re here, I can feel you.'

I whispered to my package, 'Don’t let me down now.'

I answered the door with my hair in a towel and yelled, 'It’s me!'

I checked my app so much, I got a message from my mom asking if I was alive.