F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)
F. O. L. O. is when you’re too busy waiting for your package to notice that you’ve been wearing the same pants for three days.
I sat on the floor and stared at my phone like it was my best friend.
I forgot to brush my teeth because I was too busy looking at my app.
I answered the door in my socks and yelled, 'Don’t make me wait anymore!'