F&MA - When you think force equals mass times apple instead of acce

When you think force equals mass times apple instead of acceleration. Sounds like something a dumb kid would say.

My teacher said 'Force is mass times acceleration!' and I said 'No, it's mass times apple!'

I got an F on my test because I wrote 'apple' instead of 'acceleration.'

My friend asked me why I failed and I said 'I thought apples were involved.'