f'literally
A wild combo of 'F'real' and 'literally' that makes you sound like you're trying to be dramatic. Used mostly when you're texting and you're being extra.
F'lit, I got a 100% on the math test and I still cried.
F'lit, I woke up at 7 am and I'm still tired.
F'lit, I got a pizza and I'm eating it with my hands.