F.I.N.C.L.E
A F. I. N. C. L. E. is like a human version of a broken toaster, it just doesn’t work and nobody wants it.
My friend is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He failed every test and still doesn’t get why.
My sister is a F. I. N. C. L. E. She fights with my brother over nothing.
My dad is a F. I. N. C. L. E. He thinks the sky is green and doesn’t know how to cook.