F&G Dazzle
F&G Dazzle is when you wear so much jewelry it looks like you took a glitter bomb and threw it at yourself. It’s for people who think they’re special.
I wore my F&G Dazzle to the park and my dog ran away from me because it was too shiny.
My mom said I looked like a disco ball on a Saturday night.
I got picked on at lunch because my bracelet was too flashy.