F.F.L.L.
F-Fuck 'em, F-Feed 'em, L-Love 'em, L-Leave 'em. It’s what you do when you’re too lazy to care but still want to look good doing it.
I F-Fucked my ex, F-Fed my dog, L-Loved my mom, and L-Leaved my job. Life’s too short for bad choices.
F-Fucked the pizza, F-Fed the cat, L-Loved the game, L-Leaved the gym. Classic F. F. L. L. vibes.
F-Fucked the math test, F-Fed the cereal, L-Loved my crush, L-Leaved my homework. I’m living my best life.