F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual
A 'F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a person who’s so gay, they could make a cow gay. They’re not just gay, they’re the gayest thing on the planet.
My dad is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He tried to convince my cow to be gay.
My friend is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He cried when his favorite pizza got cold.
My teacher gave me a D because I’m a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. She said I was too gay to pass.