F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual
A 'F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a person who’s so gay, they can turn a football game into a gay parade. They’re not just gay, they’re the gay version of a superhero.
My brother is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He cried when his favorite football team lost.
My mom thinks I’m a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. She says I’m too gay for my own good.
My neighbor is a F. D. A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual. He wears a cape to the grocery store.