F*ckstick
A not-so-nice way to say someone is a bit of a dud, but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard name. Like calling a broken toaster a f*ckstick.
My coworker is a f*ckstick. He can’t spell his own name.
My friend’s dog is a f*ckstick. It barks at the mailman.
My mom is a f*ckstick. She thinks the moon is made of cheese.