F*ckstick
A name for someone who's not very smart but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard title. It’s like calling a slow computer a f*ckstick.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He still uses a phone with buttons.
My teacher is a f*ckstick. She doesn’t know what Google is.
My dad is a f*ckstick. He thinks the internet is a thing you eat.