F*ckstick
A name for someone who is just plain dumb but not dumb enough to get the full F*cktard title. It’s like being called a slightly broken robot.
My neighbor’s kid is a f*ckstick. He thinks the sun is a light bulb.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My brother is a f*ckstick. He still uses a paper map.