F*ckstick
A barely annoying nickname for someone who's just plain stupid but not bad enough to get the full F*cktard treatment. It’s like being called a half-assed fool.
My boss is a f*ckstick. He thinks Monday is the weekend.
My neighbor is a f*ckstick. He mows his lawn at 2 AM.
My friend is a f*ckstick. He tried to explain the internet to my grandma.