F*ckchampion - You're the guy who thinks he's the man because he managed to

You're the guy who thinks he's the man because he managed to do the deed once. People just roll their eyes and call you a F*ckchampion.

I texted my ex, 'I'm a F*ckchampion now.' She replied, 'You're a F*ckchampion? I'm a F*ckqueen.'

My buddy said, 'You're not a F*ckchampion, you're a F*ckapprentice.'

I told my brother I was a F*ckchampion, and he said, 'You're a F*ckchampion? You barely even f*cked.'