F.B.B.I.
The F. B. B. I. is when you and your squad stalk your crush or that person you accidentally got feelings for. You send them DMs at 2 a. m. and post about them on Twitter like they’re your new best friend.
I tweeted ‘My crush is hot’ and got blocked
I DM’d my crush ‘You’re cute’ and he replied ‘You’re annoying’
My friend posted a photo of my crush on my timeline