F.A.W.ing
F. A. W. ing is like making out with a window. You press your partner against it so hard, it’s like the glass is screaming. People outside can see everything, so it’s like a free show, and you don’t care if they laugh.
They F. A. W. ed in the mall, and the security guard had to leave the room.
He F. A. W. ed her in the bus, and the whole bus was distracted.
She F. A. W. ed him in the park, and the kids started making fun of them.