F.A.W.ing
F. A. W. ing is when you make your partner feel like the window is their enemy. You push them up against it, and the whole world gets a front-row view of your freakout. It's like a free show, and you’re the main act.
They F. A. W. ed in the hotel, and the next room heard everything.
He F. A. W. ed her in the restaurant, and the chef dropped the dish.
She F. A. W. ed him in the theater, and the whole row was distracted.