She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 9. Her face is like a angel, her ass is like a sunset, and her tits are like rockets. I’m impressed.’

He gave her a 1. ‘Her face is like a broken clock, her ass is like a stone, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a disaster.’

I saw her at the party, and I gave her a 7. ‘Her face is okay, her ass is great, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a 7. I’d take it.’