I saw her in the hallway. Her face was okay, but her ass was a 10. She’s getting a 9.5.

My friend asked me if I’d ever seen a girl with a face like a raccoon and tits like bricks. I said no, but I’d take it.

She walked in, and I gave her a 3. Her face was a 2, her ass was a 1, and her tits were a 0. She looked like a sad hot dog.